Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
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I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
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I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Randomize