I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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