Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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