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i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
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I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
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Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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