don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
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How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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