OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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