Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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