Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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