before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Randomize
