I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
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that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
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It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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