Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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