I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
should my penis look like a turkey
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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