We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
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ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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