I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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