i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
this will be a night to untag.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
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I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
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yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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