with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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