Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
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Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
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You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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