ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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