Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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