stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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