i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I had to cum in my sink.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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