Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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