i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
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i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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