babies were throwing up all over the place
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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