so explain again why im purple
no
Jerry, you need to find god
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
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what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
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Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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