Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
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He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
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Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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