i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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