This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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