I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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