You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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