I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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