did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
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Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
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All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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