if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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