I understand Curling. That high.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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