In the future we'll all be gay
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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