Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
sick fucks of a feather flock together
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Randomize
