Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
she smelled like a LAN party
nutella sex= disaster
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
