We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
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Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
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I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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