I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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