her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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