$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
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Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
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Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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