you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
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I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
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"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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