So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Shame - the story of my life.
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