dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
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Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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