he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
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I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
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I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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