it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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