I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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