Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
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Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
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Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
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