oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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