Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
a search helicopter?!
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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