Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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