you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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