well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
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Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
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For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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