hell yes lets make some ravioli
My brain says no but my pants say off.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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